What Happened To The Turkey At Christmas Dinner?
A broken drum, you can't beat it! It got stumped by all the questions! — 50th of 55 christmas dad jokes.
What Does A Festive Sheep Say At Christmastime?
Why do mummies like christmas so much? I'll go on a head. mother superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. Why didn’t the christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?
You’re Getting Clothes And A Dictionary For Christmas.
The old one is wrinkly and sagging. Here are 50 funny elf jokes to spread christmas cheer this year. — 70th of 82 christmas jokes.
He Gives Them The Sack.
Why did the christmas tree go to the dentist? He had nobody to go with. How much did santa pay.
They're Calling For Rain, Dear!
What is green, covered in tinsel and goes “ribbit ribbit”? Did you hear about the snowman prom? Two hats are on a hat rack.
